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A Cocksucker's Prayer
04:24
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A Cocksucker’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my hard cock to keep
If I should die before I wake
I pray the Lord my furry bum to take …
but that’s only if we don’t have to
wear condoms, ’cause I’m not
interested in any heaven
where I can’t feel a man cum
up my butt. Only Pope John Paul
should have to wear one while
getting fucked without enough lube
by a train of men who died with AIDS,
only they don’t want to waste their
time on such a big vacant hole, so they stuff it
with used, unbleached Jeff Stryker dildoes
the ones collecting dust on remainder shelves.
It’s okay John Paul, don’t worry. Jeff’s straight.
“You like that big straight dick, don’t
you John Paul?”
How often do you masturbate, Jesus?
What lubricant do you use?
I imagine you have this beautiful big black cock,
being Lord and all. Are you cut or uncut?
I’m sure it’s perfect. I wish you didn’t let them
cut me. Can I have lots of foreskin in heaven?
Which of the twelve gave the best blowjob?
Peter? I thought so. He was
always big on denial.
Did you ever come out to anyone while
you were on earth? There’s no mention
of it in the Gospels. It sure would’ve made things
a lot easier. How could straight translators know
Mary Mag was a huge fag in drag?
I’m not at all happy with the way things are
around here. Too much loss. Too much.
Please say Hi to my friends Tom and Bernie
and Robert and Saint Derek. Kiss them for me.
When I get there, Jesus, if there’s not
a grand old porn house like the Adonis,
open 24 hours, with an active balcony, and
a line up of every gay pornstar from the
late seventies/early eighties— Lee Ryder,
Tony Bravo, Al Parker, Leo Ford, Dick Fisk,
John Davenport, Giorgio Canalli, Chad Douglas—
eagerly awaiting outside my exclusive stall
with a huge gloryhole on both sides
smoothed by the cocks and tongues
of angels, then either place me in charge
of renovations or turn me away.
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2. |
How Often
01:53
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3. |
I Am Not Straight
01:50
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4. |
No Contest
02:51
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No contest
America
you can
not will not
win this
is not
fucking amazing
race there is
No fucking “win”
No finish No free billions
Trillions
Made in China
O, the savings!
the minute
your first million-dollar
grunt touches boot
upon their soil
One giant step
you expect them
to greet rollover
who wouldn’t want
these Walmart prices
entering
plundering
destroying devastating
All
in the name of
Your Almighty
American interests
taking pocketing
Not conquering
FAILING
One big fat obese
“F”
as in
FUCK YOU
homeless jobless penniless
FUCK YOU
diseased infected
gays illegals
LOSERS
as in
hell-bent mother
fucking Dick
Cheney
seeing stars n stripes
forever
corn-holy
FUCKED.
“National security” ?
your own businesses banks
fuck you raw sideways
for breakfast
no crumb left behind
before teeing-off.
The two towers—
peanuts
(and a plan.)
They hit
their target
in a day
a morning
done
“Mission Accomplished”
Real shock
and awe.
You? HA!
No plan.
Not going in
Not getting out
You’ll never
Stop
Never.
A-bomb
God Ordained Palin
on your side
;) :)
20 fervent
deluded believers
taste glory
with pocket money
& box cutters
vs. the greatest
unemployed
uneducated
uninsured insecure
disenfranchised
indebted incarcerated
illiterate litigious
celebrity-driven
lying torturing
self-righteous
entitled abused
medicated
“we’re Number 1!”
lost broken hope people
of the United States
of America.
No contest.
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5. |
Sweet
01:45
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Sweet
Sweet to
behold
so sweet, for each,
our bigness
sweet
the glove fits
sweet, your reach
your attentive
kisses, sweet
your circumference
you, on
toes, bucking boy’s
throat.
O so
sweet
to slobber, to tear
to choke, to gag, to struggle
to breathe, take
more
“Sweet, boy.”
Witness, sweet
your stance
your might
your poolboy
cockiness.
Sweet
to unveil
the Beauty
crown
poised just above boy’s
sweet parted lips.
(did boy mention cock’s
perfection?)
boy’s
hole
sweet hole
Yours.
Sweet fumbling joy!
boy
sweet to ask,
“may I?”
the laces, (…the knot),
the buttons, the buckle,
your waistband
sweetness itself
boy’s eye view
Sweet.
Your smile. God,
your smile, god
your sweet, sweet
reason
to smile
(boy’s, too)
OMG
your
fucking sweet
hang, man-o
man
Fuck!
piss,
tangy-sweet
(belly laughs, sweet).
Sweet thing—
my man’s cock
my sweet.
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Kirby Toronto, Ontario
KIRBY is the author of she (KFB, 2024) LAST LICKS (Anstruther, 2024) POETRY IS QUEER (Palimpsest, 2021) What Do You Want To Be Called? (Anstruther, 2020) THIS IS WHERE I GET OFF (Permanent Sleep, 2019) & publisher at knife | fork | book
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